joke of life

"chalna seekha nahi kambakht daudna shuru"
--ad on TV
(for english readers)
"Barely learnt to walk, (bloody shit)gotta run"

Not a literal translation but conveys the same essence as in the untranslated version.
This sentence more or less sums up the irony called life.
Shakespeare once said: (in Richard III)
"If you think, life is comedy, if you feel, life is a tragedy"
This is so true.
Always live life like an observer.Don't get involved in it.
Believe me pain awaits you.